Saturday, September 15, 2007

Breathing Is More Important than Hair Spray, Barely

Hair spray is extremely important.

Breathing is a wee tiny bit more important.

Never leave home without either though. Take if from me. The consequences could be fatal.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Socrates Asks a Lot of Questions

And I believe in questions, lots of them, don't you? Why would anyone not wish to cultivate an attitude of skepticism and intellectual inquiry, especially when one knows that one's life will be dedicated to kicking ass and taking name?

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

I Dig Socrates

Socrates always made me think. Hence, I "dug", to put it crudely, his philosophy.