Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Philosophy Gurus Like to Twitter, Sometimes

Comedy philosopher Mike Doe has joined the revolution and is now writing deep, I mean really, really deep jokes an whatnot at

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Breathing Is More Important than Hair Spray, Barely

Hair spray is extremely important.

Breathing is a wee tiny bit more important.

Never leave home without either though. Take if from me. The consequences could be fatal.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Socrates Asks a Lot of Questions

And I believe in questions, lots of them, don't you? Why would anyone not wish to cultivate an attitude of skepticism and intellectual inquiry, especially when one knows that one's life will be dedicated to kicking ass and taking name?

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

I Dig Socrates

Socrates always made me think. Hence, I "dug", to put it crudely, his philosophy.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Why I Majored in Philosophy, Reason #75

Philosophy attracts plenty of lovely ladies, at least at NYU. And the ladies dig a philosopher. Just ask Socrates, or my man, South Philly Phil.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Proper Hair Spray = Proper Mindset

Without the proper hairspray, Man is doomed to failure. For life often involves sweat and sweat can mess up a hairdo lacking proper support. And proper support can only come from proper hair spray. For how can a man without proper foundation have the proper mindset and, without the proper mindset, man either reverts to the apes (such as Tinker) or turns to pure evil: Brad Wesley.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Keeping Your Head on Straight Under Pressure

The key to performing well under pressure, my friends, is to stay in the moment. Focus on your opponents and whether you're going to bust their kneecap and/or rip out their throat.

Happy bouncing!

Intro to Why I Majored in Philosophy

I, Dalton, majored in philosophy at New York University. Yes, this is shocking to many of you who saw my exploits documented in the motion picture, Road House.

Why, I'm not sure.

After all, as I said to Doc, I was studing man's search for faith...and that sort of shit. Isn't that what philosophy is all about?