Why I Majored in Philosophy, Reason #75

Philosophy attracts plenty of lovely ladies, at least at NYU. And the ladies dig a philosopher. Just ask Socrates, or my man, South Philly Phil.

Proper Hair Spray = Proper Mindset

Without the proper hairspray, Man is doomed to failure. For life often involves sweat and sweat can mess up a hairdo lacking proper support. And http://daltonfromroadhouse.blogspot.com proper support can only come from proper hair spray. For how can a man without proper foundation have the proper mindset and, without the proper mindset, man either reverts to the apes (such as Tinker) or turns to pure evil: Brad Wesley.

Keeping Your Head on Straight Under Pressure

The key to performing well under pressure, my friends, is to stay in the moment. Focus on your opponents and whether you're going to bust their kneecap and/or rip out their throat.

Happy bouncing!

Intro to Why I Majored in Philosophy

I, Dalton, majored in philosophy at New York University. Yes, this is shocking to many of you who saw my exploits documented in the motion picture, Road House.

Why, I'm not sure.

After all, as I said to Doc, I was studing man's search for faith...and that sort of shit. Isn't that what philosophy is all about?