Why I Majored in Philosophy, Reason #75

Philosophy attracts plenty of lovely ladies, at least at NYU. And the ladies dig a philosopher. Just ask Socrates, or my man, South Philly Phil.

Keeping Your Head on Straight Under Pressure

The key to performing well under pressure, my friends, is to stay in the moment. Focus on your opponents and whether you're going to bust their kneecap and/or rip out their throat.

Happy bouncing!

Intro to Why I Majored in Philosophy

I, Dalton, majored in philosophy at New York University. Yes, this is shocking to many of you who saw my exploits documented in the motion picture, Road House.

Why, I'm not sure.

After all, as I said to Doc, I was studing man's search for faith...and that sort of shit. Isn't that what philosophy is all about?